Slam Bam Thank You Mayflower Ma'am
world’s oldest profession don’t wanna be confessin’
men decide to take a chance when they gotta fire in their pants
it’s hard out here for a john when they want to get it on
it’s even harder for a gal so she decides to have a pal
but it’s hard here for a pimp gotta be tough can’t be a wimp
gotta forget about all your fears give it all your blood sweat and tears
yeah it’s hardest for working girls while the guys just want some thrills
it’s wasted time for streetwalkers cause some guys are just talkers
some men take the blue pills seeking out the cheap thrills
but there’s psychos who just want to kill they’re evil and mentally ill
it’s living hell out on the street never knowing just who you’ll meet
it’s the worst for working girls might get beat up might get killed
but it’s also bad for john’s they get busted, rolled, played like pawns
yeah it’s hard here for a pimp specially if they’re a shrimp
but some guys have got money when they’re looking for some honey
and some girls are so high class much more than just a piece of ass
they have got the common sense to go look for high-class gents
they try their lives to freshen they just have to ask the question
could there be a better way that can really make it pay?
could they make a rendezvous find a safer, nicer, cleaner place to screw?
instead of getting it on in a car or under the table at a bar
instead of a no-tell motel take your clothes off in a high-class hotel
there once was a lady named Sydney though it sounds like a guy’s name to me
she thought an escort service was safer than saying prayers and chewing a wafer
she traced her ancestry to the Mayflower thought her high class gave her power
she made the oldest profession a business model her customers to mollycoddle
don’t say she’s a prostitute simply describe her as being astute
the rich and famous were her clients say what you want they passed for gents
hit the Times as “Mayflower Madam” when nobody even knew her from Adam
she made it safer to be a hooker she didn’t nothing wrong—she was just a booker
but the DA disagreed, she had to pay a fine caught her out wrong place wrong time
some of her customers you would not believe hope you’re not too much naive
some men say “slam bam, thank you Ma’am” just before they scream “hot damn!”
with no cops to make them scram men act like cave men, go wham bam
say wham bam thank you Mayflower Ma’am just before they scream hot damn!
moral of the story is easy to say even rich men will pay to play
she got off with a five grand fine back to doing it all the time
even those of higher class still are out to get some ass
she found a way to make crime pay Mayflower Madam all the way!
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